*One of these days, my boobs really will knock me unconscious. I will either be concussed and not know it and die quietly in my sleep (preferable), or I will go down into oncoming traffic. It would be unfortunate, but sort of hilarious.
*The most likely way? I am totally going to snap my neck trying to check out a hot guy's ass after he runs pass in the other direction. Not even kidding. I did this today. My neck didn't snap, but I did almost run into a tree. What can I say? I have a healthy appreciation for good-lookin' men.
*I will accidentally strangle myself while trying to change songs on my MP3 player. Shut up. Running and using electronics at the same time is difficult.
*My knees will explode from too much pressure on my already-awful joints,
*Heart attack. I am not a little person and my lungs do not like trying to breathe during activity. There's a lot of me to carry around. The chances of this one? Should go down as I get back into shape. I don't know if I'll get that far though, since soccer starts in a couple weeks and, well, I'm pretty sure I'm going to die.
